The Bloody Laundry!

Mark shut me in the bloody laundry again - in the dark!

I Need to Clarify!

After my blog entitled 'Ummm!" I was bombarded with emails over the photo that was attached - asking "Was it real?" etc etc

No - it wasn't....

FYI I have attached another pic of Mark to clarify now what is real, and he sure puts the Sex Machines Australia to shame :-)

x L

'T' is for...

The phone rang this morning and Mark answered - helping another person give up smoking.

The gentleman was taking down Mark's website www.Hypnotist.com.au and was having a little trouble spelling the word 'Hypnotist' as many do - so Mark spelt it out for him... it went something a little like....

MARK: "H-Y-P-N-O-T-I-S-T dot com dot au...
CLIENT: "P" as in Peter....
MARK: "No, 'T' - as in 'T' for Tit.......

- lucky it was from one bloke to another I guess...

x L

"Table for 3, Sir"

The three of us went out for dinner just recently. A pleasant waitress approached us, and uttered the obvious - "table for 3"?
"No actually", says Mark, in a very serious voice. "Could I have one table for my wife and I, and another for my NAN here, as far from ours as possible."
THE POOR GIRL - he can be really convincing.

Airports!

Mark MUST embarass me when he has to drop me off at the airport.
He waits until I am far enough away so that he has to shout. His favourite phrases are, "SEE YOU NAN" or "DON'T BE IN ANY HURRY TO COME BACK"
I go to great lengths to avoid these moments now - I actually drove to Newcastle last month.