Going to the Dentist CAN be fun!

Whilst in the Dentist's chair the other day, I heard a message come through on my phone. As I had to wait my turn at Reception, decided to read it - I WAS taken by surprise! It was a photo of Vegas - Mark and Loranda's 3 week old little girl, sound asleep, in her father's arms, wearing one of my wigs. Yes, Mark had stumbled across it and couldn't help himself.

Of course, I was in hysterics looking at this photo , not a good look with a "big fat lip" AND not easy to do. I actually felt the need to apologise to everyone else in the waiting room and didn't waste any time getting out of there. THANKS MARK!

Ummm...

As you probably know Mark is performing in a fantastic show called 'Naughty Night Out' (www.NNO.com.au)

One of the entertainers name is Pricasso, who is also a great friend of ours.

Because of some of the laws in QLD, Pricasso has had to design a 'G String' to cover his real penis, and come up with a fantastic way to do so... The only problem is that Mark has now claimed Pricasso's invention for his own and has taken to modelling it all for you now :-)

Mark... Stick with Hypnotism - you are going backwards with penile art!

My Husband The Coal Miner... NOT!

I grew up in a mining town in Central Queensland called Middlemount and come from a family of coal miners. My Poppy was a coal miner, and both my father and brother are both coal miners today.

Back in August 2008 Mark was lucky enough to be taken underground and get a small taste of what life is like for a coal miner.

He came above ground 'as black as the ace of spades'.

I had such a giggle when I asked him "What was it like?"

His reply... "I'M STICKING TO HYPNOTISM!"

Introducing Robbie (Breakfast)

Hello, I'm Robbie - "Breakfast" in this crazy house.
I have been living with Mark and Loranda for some time now, and believe me, there is never a dull moment - and I love it!
We enjoy, with gusto, the simple things in life, especially our Mark.
He teases, taunts and annoys constantly - but we wouldn't have it any other way.
Life is great, thanks to this man!
Let us share some of this sunshine. We want you to get to know "our Mark". He loves to read, drinks too much coffee, makes a fabulous chicken caesar salad - and - can be very naughty.
So, Loranda and I are now here to spill the beans.
I'm sure you will enjoy our stories.

Robbie

Introducing Loranda (Bed)

Hi,

As you have probably gathered my name is Loranda and I am Mark's wife (the bed part to this blog). Robbie and I have decided to set this blog up to give you an insight into the 'Real Mark Anthony' - the prankster we live with.

I love my husband very much and I wouldn't trade him for the World (Sorry!), but our lovely house mate Robbie (the 'Breakfast') and I are constantly air horned, tricked, teased and have jokes played on us - and now it is time to share with you all the 'fun' we have living with Australia's Busiest Hypnotist, Mark Anthony.

From the day we met he has always been very fun loving - and a practical joker. Makes my life very interesting to say the least.

We hope you get has many laughs from our blog that we get living day to day with Mark.

x L